The weekend is here and your mother loves you
Are you talking to me?????????
Physical science class is actually “sit around and mock Jamie” class. It’s become quite the art form. Friday was especially classic.
It starts with mocking my accent, then moves on to mocking my response to his explanation of problem 4. I happen to smile when I get frustrated or don’t understand things. Smile and blush. This was accentuated when the kid behind me decided to get out a bowl and a box of cereal, pour himself a bowl, and began to crunch loudly.Cereal!!!!! And the professor said NOTHING!!!!! But ME! Little ole me, got the brunt end of it.
“Miss Odom? Is there a problem??”
No! I just smile sometimes!!!!
Well that’s very nice for you. I’m glad you like to smile.
I then bury my face in my hands because I just can’t handle the hilarity of the class. At which point he says “Let me encourage you. The weekend’s here and your mother loves you.” My face remained pink the rest of the class period. I’ve acquired a twitch when I hear the phrase
“Miss Odom?”
As the victim of choice in Physical Science, “Miss Odom?” sends chills up my spine. Stupidly, I smile and say nothing. Because I never know the answer. Poop.
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