Step one: go to the lake with your entire extended family
Step two: wake up before the rest of your cousins
Step three: go jetskiing by yourself
Step four: go to middle of the lake.
Step five: make sure engine battery dies, thus stranding you
Step six: unsuccessfully attempt to flag down help
Step seven: start swimming. Don’t stop.
Step two: wake up before the rest of your cousins
Step three: go jetskiing by yourself
Step four: go to middle of the lake.
Step five: make sure engine battery dies, thus stranding you
Step six: unsuccessfully attempt to flag down help
Step seven: start swimming. Don’t stop.
Yes. I know this from personal experience. It took me 2.5 hours until I received divine intervention. My body is now akin to jello. But it was fun.
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