“This is not a class that you should be laughing in…this is physical science.”
Today’s class started off with a bang.
“Now are any of you in or have been in a serious dating relationship?”
Beg pardon???
“Aww come on. We’re all family here.”
After having received his desired raising of hands, Professor Siemons proceeds to explain Newton’s Third Law of Motion: For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.
“When I’m with my wife, and we’re sitting real close, there is a kind of magnetism that draws our faces together, and as we lean in for a kiss….well. it’s just like the movies. (ahhhh!!!! NOOOO! I don’t want to hear this!) Now class when we kiss, is she kissing me with the same amount of force? Men. Hear this. No matter what, she is. Because of Newton’s third law. TAKE HEART MEN! TAKE HEART!
It doesn’t matter what his original point was, the class was lost in peals of laughter. And whatever hope for sanity remained, it was lost in what transpired next. The socially awkward boy who sits in front of me strongly interjected “But why would we take advice from someone who’s NOT EVEN MARRIED?!” It should be noted that my physical science prof doesn’t wear his wedding ring. The entire class sat there in stunned, awkward silence until the boy said “NEWTON. DUH.”He remained completely unaware that anything funny had been said. The class ended just as delightfully as it had begun. Prof Siemens tried playing jacks with a guy from class. Who failed due to a lack of bounce in his ball. A boom of laughter followed as Siemens roars ha HA! TWO BALLS!
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